Contents
- 1 8. There are no REAL rules about posting - enjoy being banned.
- 2 9. The character is in mugen... no exceptions.
- 3 10. You will NOT enjoy rival sites. This rule was not made to be broken.
- 4 11. All backable and thoughtful arguments can be easily ignored.
- 5 12. Anything you say can and will be [changed into something else] used against you.
- 6 14. Trolls win. No exceptions.
- 7 15. The harder you try, the harder you fail.
- 8 16. Epic Fails are awesome!
- 9 17. A fail may win but a win always fails.
- 10 18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated.
- 11 19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
- 12 20. Take nothing seriously.
- 13 21. All original content becomes ancient in a matter of minutes.
- 14 22. Copypasta saps the originality of all content.
- 15 24. Every repost is a repost of a repost.
- 16 25. Every post gradually diverges from the original topic. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
- 17 27. Question their sexual preference... no reason necessary.
- 18 28. Question their gender - all girls on the internet are men. Pics or get out.
- 19 33. Lurk, you uneducated buffoon. Lurk!
- 20 34. It has porn. No exceptions.*
- 21 36. It gets worse... trust me.
- 22 37. You cannot divide by zero (there had to be at least one universal constant on this list)*
- 23 38. The sky is NOT the limit.
- 24 39. CAPSLOCK IS "COOL" CRUISE CONTROL. BUT STEER THE DAMNED BOAT!
- 25 41. Desu is not cute, desu.
- 26 42. Nothing is sacred. The innocent, the beautiful, and the pure shall all be corrupted.
- 27 46. There is furry of it. No exceptions.
- 28 47. The pool is an extension of yourself.
- 29 48. Cats are fine. One cat leads to another. Another cat leads to zippocat.
- 30 50. It's somebody's fetish. No exceptions... I may vomit... yeah, that too.
- 31 52. If you only see their face, they're fat... shut up and eat the cake.
- 32 53. All pics of hot women are posted by men. No exceptions.
- 33 54. Life sucks, death sucks, immortality sucks... shut up and eat the cake.
- 34 55. If you have time to make up new rules for the internet, you are to be pitied. Get a life.
- 35 56. You will never have sex. Proof or it didn't happen. Caution: Providing proof makes you a tool.
- 36 59. The internet is for blonde jokes.
- 37 60. It takes less than sixty seconds to learn the rules.
- 38 61. There is a robot version. If it is a robot, there is a human version.
- 39 63. There is an opposite sex version of all characters. No exception.*
- 40 64. The internet makes you stupid.
- 41 65. The internet is for lying.
- 42 66. Nobody lies on the internet.
- 43 67. There is yaoi for the men and yuri for the women. No exceptions.
- 44 69. Sixty-nining is only fair for gay couples.
- 45 70. Women should always trust their judgement. Except for blondes, all women are smarter than men. All men are idiots.
- 46 73. Do NOT explain things people do not understand.
- 47 74. All pointless rules will be broken.
- 48 75. One hour of doing nothing must be followed by sex.
- 49 76. There is a futanari version for all females. No exceptions.
- 50 78. All female characters are sexualized. No exceptions.
- 51 79. Rule 63 version of females are bishonen. No exceptions.
- 52 80. Ignore all rules except those marked with an asterisk (*).
8. There are no REAL rules about posting - enjoy being banned.[]
9. The character is in mugen... no exceptions.[]
10. You will NOT enjoy rival sites. This rule was not made to be broken.[]
11. All backable and thoughtful arguments can be easily ignored.[]
12. Anything you say can and will be [changed into something else] used against you.[]
14. Trolls win. No exceptions.[]
15. The harder you try, the harder you fail.[]
16. Epic Fails are awesome![]
17. A fail may win but a win always fails.[]
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated.[]
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.[]
20. Take nothing seriously.[]
21. All original content becomes ancient in a matter of minutes.[]
22. Copypasta saps the originality of all content.[]
24. Every repost is a repost of a repost.[]
25. Every post gradually diverges from the original topic. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.[]
27. Question their sexual preference... no reason necessary.[]
28. Question their gender - all girls on the internet are men. Pics or get out.[]
33. Lurk, you uneducated buffoon. Lurk![]
34. It has porn. No exceptions.*[]
36. It gets worse... trust me.[]
37. You cannot divide by zero (there had to be at least one universal constant on this list)*[]
38. The sky is NOT the limit.[]
39. CAPSLOCK IS "COOL" CRUISE CONTROL. BUT STEER THE DAMNED BOAT![]
41. Desu is not cute, desu.[]
42. Nothing is sacred. The innocent, the beautiful, and the pure shall all be corrupted.[]
46. There is furry of it. No exceptions.[]
47. The pool is an extension of yourself.[]
48. Cats are fine. One cat leads to another. Another cat leads to zippocat.[]
50. It's somebody's fetish. No exceptions... I may vomit... yeah, that too.[]
52. If you only see their face, they're fat... shut up and eat the cake.[]
53. All pics of hot women are posted by men. No exceptions.[]
54. Life sucks, death sucks, immortality sucks... shut up and eat the cake.[]
55. If you have time to make up new rules for the internet, you are to be pitied. Get a life.[]
56. You will never have sex. Proof or it didn't happen. Caution: Providing proof makes you a tool.[]
59. The internet is for blonde jokes.[]
60. It takes less than sixty seconds to learn the rules.[]
61. There is a robot version. If it is a robot, there is a human version.[]
63. There is an opposite sex version of all characters. No exception.*[]
64. The internet makes you stupid.[]
65. The internet is for lying.[]
66. Nobody lies on the internet.[]
67. There is yaoi for the men and yuri for the women. No exceptions.[]
69. Sixty-nining is only fair for gay couples.[]
70. Women should always trust their judgement. Except for blondes, all women are smarter than men. All men are idiots.[]
73. Do NOT explain things people do not understand.[]
74. All pointless rules will be broken.[]
75. One hour of doing nothing must be followed by sex.[]
76. There is a futanari version for all females. No exceptions.[]
78. All female characters are sexualized. No exceptions.[]
79. Rule 63 version of females are bishonen. No exceptions.[]
80. Ignore all rules except those marked with an asterisk (*).[]
